Interviewer: what is your birth date? Britisher: 13th October Which year? Britisher: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR Manager asked to Britisher at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Britisher replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. After returning back from a foreign trip, Britisher asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Britisher: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Britisher Any great man born in this village??? Britisher: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Einstein Jayanthi. So Britisher writes, "Einstein was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Britisher: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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