thoughts about men

Thoughts about Men Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle. To attract a man, wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.' Women like quiet men because they think they are listening. On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women. The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I will see a man who can't get his pants off! Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're certain he won't get up. Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. Man who sneezes without tissues takes matters into his own hands.(yuck) Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want tomarry you, I want to have children." -- they leave skid marks. Thisworks whether a man or woman says it. There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Like Nailing Jello to a tree for instance. Mankind is stupid. If you forget, they will remind you. Men are like fish. Neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.