Sardars Are Not Stupid Convention 80,000 sardars meet in the gurunanak stadium, for a
"Sardars Are Not
stupid" Convention.

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to
the world that
Sardars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and
steps up to the
stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.

Then 80,000 sardars start cheering, "Give him another
chance! Give him
another chance!"

The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble
of getting
80,000
Of you in one place and we have the worldwide press
and global
broadcast
media here, uh, I guess we can give him another
chance.

" So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30
seconds he
eventually
Says, "Ninety?"

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just
lets out a dejected
Sigh - everyone is disheartened, the sardar starts
crying and the
80,000
sardars begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,

"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more ha
than damage,
eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance

What is 2 plus 2? The surd closes his eyes, and after
a whole minute
eventually says, "Four?".

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all
80,000 surdies
jump
To their feet,

wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...

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"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!

"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!